That afternoon, when Captain Eri returned from the fishing grounds, he found Captain Jerry waiting for him at the shanty. The humiliated matchmaker sent Josiah up to the grocery store on an errand, and then dragged his friend inside and shut the door.
Captain Eri looked at the woe-begone face with some concern.
"What ails you, Jerry?" he demanded. "Have you--have you spoken to Mrs. Snow 'bout that--that marriage?""No, I ain't, Eri, but I'm in a turrible mess, and I don't know why, neither. Seems to me the more I try to do for other folks the wuss off I am; and, instead of gittin' thanks, all I git is blame.""Why, what's the matter?"
"Well, now I know you'll think I'm a fool, and 'll jest pester the life out of me. See here, Eri Hedge! If I tell you what I want to, will you promise not to pitch into me, and not to nag and poke fun? If you don't promise I won't tell one single word, no matter what happens."So Captain Eri promised, and then Captain Jerry, stammering and hesitating, unburdened his mind of the whole affair, telling of his first reproof by Elsie, his "explanation" to Ralph, and the subsequent developments. Long before he finished, Captain Eri rose and, walking over to the door, stood looking out through the dim pane at the top, while his shoulders shook as if there was a smothered earthquake inside.
"There!" exclaimed the injured matrimonial agent, in conclusion.
"There's the whole fool thing, and I 'most wish I'd never seen either of 'em. I thought I did fust-rate this mornin' when I was tryin' to think up somethin' to show why I hailed Hazeltine, but no, Elsie won't hardly speak to me. I wish to goodness you'd tell me what to do."Captain Eri turned away from the door. His eyes were watery, and his face was red, but he managed to say:
"Oh, Jerry, Jerry! Your heart's big as a bucket, but fishin' 's more in your line than gittin' folks married to order is, I'm 'fraid. You stay here, and unload them fish in the dory. There ain't many of 'em, and Josiah 'll help when he gits back. I'm goin' out for a few minutes."He went down to the beach, climbed into a dory belonging to a neighbor, and Captain Jerry saw him row away in the direction of the cable station.
That evening, after the dishes were washed and the table cleared, there came a knock at the door. Mrs. Snow opened it.
"Why, for goodness sake! Mr. Hazeltine!" she exclaimed. "Come right in. What a stranger you are!"Ralph entered, shook the snow, which had just begun to fall, from his hat and coat, took off these articles, in response to the hearty invitation of Captain Eri, and shook hands with all present.
Elsie's face was an interesting study. Captain Jerry looked scared.
After a few minutes' talk, Captain Eri rose.
"Mrs. Snow," he said, "come upstairs a little while. I want to talk to you 'bout somethin'. You come, too, Jerry."Captain Jerry looked from Elsie to the speaker, and then to Elsie again. But Captain Eri's hand was on his arm, and he rose and went.
Elsie watched this wholesale desertion with amazement. Then the door opened again, and Captain Eri put in his head.
"Elsie," he said, "I jest want to tell you that this is my doin's, not Jerry's. That's all." And the door shut.
Elsie faced the caller with astonishment written on her face.
"Mr. Hazeltine," she said icily, "you may know what this means, but I don't."Ralph looked at her and answered solemnly, but with a twinkle in his eye:
"I'm afraid I can guess, Miss Preston. You see Captain Jerry paid Captain Eri a call this afternoon and, as a result, Captain Eri called upon me. Then, as a result of THAT, I--well, I came here."The young lady blushed furiously. "What did Captain Eri tell you?"she demanded.
"Just what Captain Jerry told him."
"And that was?"
"What you told Captain Jerry this morning concerning something that you told him before, I believe."There was no answer to this. Miss Preston looked as if she had a mind to run out of the room, then as if she might cry, and finally as if she wanted to laugh.
"I humbly apologize," said the electrician contritely.
"YOU apologize? For what?"
"For my stupidity in believing that Captain Jerry was to be accepted seriously.""You were excusable, certainly. And now I must apologize; also for taking the Captain too seriously.""Suppose we pair the apologies as they do the votes in the Senate.
Then one will offset the other."
"I'm afraid that isn't fair, for the blunder was all on my part.""Well, if we can't pair apologies, suppose we pair blunders. Idon't accept your statement of guilt, mind, but since you are determined to shoulder it, we might put it on one side and on the other we'll put--""What?"
"'Gusty' Black."
And then they both laughed.
A little later Captain Eri knocked at the door.
"Is it safe for a feller to come in?" he asked.
"Well," said Elsie severely, "I don't know whether talebearers should be admitted or not, but if they do come they must beg pardon for interfering in other people's affairs.""Ma'am," and the Captain made a profound bow, "I hope you'll be so 'kind and condescendin', and stoop so low, and be so bendin'' as to forgive me. And, while I'm 'bout it, I'll apologize for Jerry, too.""No, sir," said the young lady decidedly. "Captain Jerry must apologize for himself. Captain Jeremiah Burgess," she called up the stairway, "come into court, and answer for your sins."And Captain Jerry tremblingly came.
