SHARP.So-h, oh, sir, I am easily pacified, the acknowledgment of a gentleman -SIR JO.Acknowledgment! Sir, I am all over acknowledgment, and will not stick to show it in the greatest extremity by night or by day, in sickness or in health, winter or summer; all seasons and occasions shall testify the reality and gratitude of your superabundant humble servant, Sir Joseph Wittoll, knight.Hem!
hem!
SHARP.Sir Joseph Wittoll?
SIR JO.The same, sir, of Wittoll Hall in COMITATU Bucks.
SHARP.Is it possible! Then I am happy to have obliged the mirror of knighthood and pink of courtesie in the age.Let me embrace you.
SIR JO.O Lord, sir!
SHARP.My loss I esteem as a trifle repaid with interest, since it has purchased me the friendship and acquaintance of the person in the world whose character I admire.
SIR JO.You are only pleased to say so, sir.But, pray, if I may be so bold, what is that loss you mention?
SHARP.Oh, term it no longer so, sir.In the scuffle last night Ionly dropt a bill of a hundred pound, which, I confess, I came half despairing to recover; but, thanks to my better fortune -SIR JO.You have found it, sir, then, it seems; I profess I'm heartily glad -SHARP.Sir, your humble servant.I don't question but you are, that you have so cheap an opportunity of expressing your gratitude and generosity, since the paying so trivial a sum will wholly acquit you and doubly engage me.
SIR JO.What a dickens does he mean by a trivial sum? [Aside.]
But ha'n't you found it, sir!
SHARP.No otherwise, I vow to Gad, but in my hopes in you, sir.
SIR JO.Humh.
SHARP.But that's sufficient.'Twere injustice to doubt the honour of Sir Joseph Wittoll.
SIR JO.O Lord, sir.
SHARP.You are above, I'm sure, a thought so low, to suffer me to lose what was ventured in your service; nay, 'twas in a manner paid down for your deliverance; 'twas so much lent you.And you scorn, I'll say that for you -SIR JO.Nay, I'll say that for myself, with your leave, sir, I do scorn a dirty thing.But, agad, I'm a little out of pocket at present.
SHARP.Pshaw, you can't want a hundred pound.Your word is sufficient anywhere.'Tis but borrowing so much dirt.You have large acres, and can soon repay it.Money is but dirt, Sir Joseph--mere dirt.
SIR JO.But, I profess, 'tis a dirt I have washed my hands of at present; I have laid it all out upon my Back.
SHARP.Are you so extravagant in clothes, Sir Joseph?
SIR JO.Ha, ha, ha, a very good jest, I profess, ha, ha, ha, a very good jest, and I did not know that I had said it, and that's a better jest than t'other.'Tis a sign you and I ha'n't been long acquainted; you have lost a good jest for want of knowing me--Ionly mean a friend of mine whom I call my Back; he sticks as close to me, and follows me through all dangers--he is indeed back, breast, and head-piece, as it were, to me.Agad, he's a brave fellow.Pauh, I am quite another thing when I am with him: Idon't fear the devil (bless us) almost if he be by.Ah! had he been with me last night -SHARP.If he had, sir, what then? he could have done no more, nor perhaps have suffered so much.Had he a hundred pound to lose?
[Angrily]
SIR JO.O Lord, sir, by no means, but I might have saved a hundred pound: I meant innocently, as I hope to be saved, sir (a damned hot fellow), only, as I was saying, I let him have all my ready money to redeem his great sword from limbo.But, sir, I have a letter of credit to Alderman Fondlewife, as far as two hundred pound, and this afternoon you shall see I am a person, such a one as you would wish to have met with -SHARP.That you are, I'll be sworn.[Aside.] Why, that's great and like yourself.
