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第27章

To enable me to cope with this astonishing tale I asked Mr.Kauffer for a chair, which he obligingly gave me, and begged that he also would be seated.The files at my office were my business, and this was not, but no matter of Imperial concern seemed at the moment half so urgently to require probing.'Surely,' I said, 'that is an unusual piece of enterprise for a photographic firm to employ an artist to paint on a salary.I don't know even a regular dealer who does it.'

Mr.Kauffer at once and frankly explained.It was unusual and entirely out of the regular line of business.It was, in fact, one of the exceptional forms of enterprise inspired in this country by the native prince.We who had to treat with the native prince solely on lofty political lines were hardly likely to remember how largely he bulked in the humbler relations of trade; but there was more than one Calcutta establishment, Mr.Kauffer declared, that would be obliged to put up its shutters without this inconstant and difficult, but liberal customer.I waited with impatience.I could not for the life of me see Armour's connection with the native prince, who is seldom a patron of the arts for their own sakes.

'Surely,' I said, 'you could not depend on the Indian nobility to buy landscapes.They never do.I know of only one distinguished exception, and he lives a thousand miles from here, in Bengal.'

'No, not landscape,' returned Mr.Kauffer; 'but that Indian nobleman will buy his portrait.We send our own man--photographic artist--to his State, and he photograph the Chief and his arab, the Chief and his Prime Minister, the Chief in his durbar, palace, gardens, stables--everything.Presently the Chief goes on a big shoot.He says he will not have a plain photograph--besides, it is difficult.

He will have a painting, and he will pay.'

'Ah,' I said, 'I begin to see.'

'You see? Then I send this Armour.Look!' Mr.Kauffer continued with rising excitement, baited apparently by the unfortunate canvas to which he pointed, 'when Armour go to make that I say you go paint ze Maharajah of Gridigurh spearing ze wild pig.You see what he make?'

'Well,' I said, 'it is a wonderfully spirited, dashing thing, and the treatment of all that cane-brake and jungle grass is superb.'

'Ze treatment--pardon me, sir, I overboil--do you know which is ze Maharajah?'

'I can't say I do.'

'Neider does he.Ze Maharajah refuse zat picture; he is a good fellow, too.He says it is a portrait of ze pig.'

'But it is so good,' I protested, 'of the pig.'

'But that does not interest the Maharajah, you onderstand, no.You see this one? Nawab of Kandore on his State elephant.'

No doubt about it,' I said.'I know the Nawab well, the young scoundrel.How dignified he looks!'

There was a note of real sorrow in Kauffer's voice.'Dignified?

Oh, yes; dignified, but, you observe, also black.The Nawab will not be painted black.At once it is on my hands.'

'But he is black,' I remonstrated.'He's the darkest native I've ever seen among the nobility.'

'No matter for that.He will not be black.When I photograph that Nawab--any nawab--I do not him black make.But ziss ass of Armour--ach!'

It was a fascinating subject, and I could have pursued it all along the line of poor Armour's rejected canvases, but the need to get away from Kauffer with his equal claim upon my sympathy was too great.To have cracked my solemn mask by a single smile would have been to break down irrepressibly, and never since I set foot in India had I felt a parallel desire to laugh and to weep.There was a pang in it which I recognize as impossible to convey, arising from the point of contact, almost unimaginable yet so clear before me, of the uncompromising ideals of the atelier and the naive demands of the Oriental, with an unhappy photographer caught between and wriggling.The situation was really monstrous, the fatuous rejection of all that fine scheming and exquisite manipulation, and it did not grow less so as Mr.Kauffer continued to unfold it.

Armour had not, apparently, proceeded to the scene of his labours without instructions.In the pig-sticking delineation he had been specially told that the Maharajah and the pig were to be in the middle, with the rest nowhere and nothing between.Other injunctions were as clear, and as clearly disregarded.Armour, like the Maharajahs, had simply 'REfuse' to abandon his premeditated conceptions of how the thing should be done.And here was the result, for the laughter of the gods and anybody else that might see.I asked Kauffer unguardedly if no sort of pressure could be brought to bear upon these chaps to make them pay up.His face beaming with hope and intelligence, he suggested that I should approach the Foreign Office in his behalf; but this I could not quite see my way to.The coercion of native rulers, I explained, was a difficult and a dangerous art, and to insist, for example, that one of them should recognize his own complexion might be to run up a disproportionate little bill of our own.I did, however, compound something with Kauffer; I hope it wasn't a felony.'Look here,' I said to Kauffer, 'this isn't official, you know, in any way, but how would it do to write that scamp Kandore a formal letter regretting that the portrait does not suit him, and asking his permission to dispose of it to me? Of course it is yours to do as you like with already, but that is no reason why you shouldn't ask.

I should like it, but the Porcha tiger beat will do as well.'

Kauffer nearly fell upon my neck.

'That Kandore will buy it to put in one bonfire first,' he assured me, and I sincerely hoped for his sake that it would be the case.

'Of course it's understood,' I bethought me to say, 'that I get it, if I do get it, at Mr.Armour's price.I'm not a Maharajah, you know, and it isn't a portrait of me.'

'Of course!' said Kauffer, 'but I sink I sell you that Porcha; it is ze best of ze two.'

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