`Zooks! what a fire-eater you are, Johnson!' returned Mr Folair, pulling up the heel of his dancing shoe. `I'm only talking of the natural curiosity of the people here, to know what he has been about all his life.'
`Poor fellow! it is pretty plain, I should think, that he has not the intellect to have been about anything of much importance to them or anybody else,' said Nicholas.
`Ay,' rejoined the actor, contemplating the effect of his face in a lamp reflector, `but that involves the whole question, you know.'
`What question?' asked Nicholas.
`Why, the who he is and what he is, and how you two, who are so different, came to be such close companions,' replied Mr Folair, delighted with the opportunity of saying something disagreeable. `That's in everybody's mouth.'
`The "everybody" of the theatre, I suppose?' said Nicholas, contemptuously.
`In it and out of it too,' replied the actor. `Why, you know, Lenville says --'
`I thought I had silenced him effectually,' interrupted Nicholas, reddening.
`Perhaps you have,' rejoined the immovable Mr Folair; `if you have, he said this before he was silenced: Lenville says that you're a regular stick of an actor, and that it's only the mystery about you that has caused you to go down with the people here, and that Crummles keeps it up for his own sake; though Lenville says he don't believe there's anything at all in it, except your having got into a scrape and run away from somewhere, for doing something or other.'
`Oh!' said Nicholas, forcing a smile.
`That's a part of what he says,' added Mr Folair. `I mention it as the friend of both parties, and in strict confidence. I don't agree with him, you know. He says he takes Digby to be more knave than fool;and old Fluggers, who does the heavy business you know, he says that when he delivered messages at Covent Garden the season before last, there used to be a pickpocket hovering about the coach-stand who had exactly the face of Digby; though, as he very properly says, Digby may not be the same, but only his brother, or some near relation.'
`Oh!' cried Nicholas again.
`Yes,' said Mr Folair, with undisturbed calmness, `that's what they say. I thought I'd tell you, because really you ought to know. Oh! here's this blessed phenomenon at last. Ugh, you little imposition, I should like to -- quite ready, my darling, -- humbug -- Ring up, Mrs G., and let the favourite wake 'em.'
Uttering in a loud voice such of the latter allusions as were complimentary to the unconscious phenomenon, and giving the rest in a confidential `aside `to Nicholas, Mr Folair followed the ascent of the curtain with his eyes, regarded with a sneer the reception of Miss Crummles as the Maiden, and, falling back a step or two to advance with the better effect, uttered a preliminary howl, and `went on' chattering his teeth and brandishing his tin tomahawk as the Indian Savage.
`So these are some of the stories they invent about us, and bandy from mouth to mouth!' thought Nicholas. `If a man would commit an inexpiable offence against any society, large or small, let him be successful. They will forgive him any crime but that.'
`You surely don't mind what that malicious creature says, Mr Johnson?'
observed Miss Snevellicci in her most winning tones.
`Not I,' replied Nicholas. `If I were going to remain here, I might think it worth my while to embroil myself. As it is, let them talk till they are hoarse. But here,' added Nicholas, as Smike approached, `here comes the subject of a portion of their good-nature, so let he and I say good-night together.'
`No, I will not let either of you say anything of the kind,' returned Miss Snevellicci. `You must come home and see mamma, who only came to Portsmouth today, and is dying to behold you. Led, my dear, persuade Mr Johnson.'
`Oh, I'm sure,' returned Miss Ledrook, with considerable vivacity, `if you can't persuade him --' Miss Ledrook said no more, but intimated, by a dexterous playfulness, that if Miss Snevellicci couldn't persuade him, nobody could.
`Mr and Mrs Lillyvick have taken lodgings in our house, and share our sitting-room for the present,' said Miss Snevellicci. `Won't that induce you?'
`Surely,' returned Nicholas, `I can require no possible inducement beyond your invitation.'
`Oh no! I dare say,' rejoined Miss Snevellicci. And Miss Ledrook said, `Upon my word!' Upon which Miss Snevellicci said that Miss Ledrook was a giddy thing; and Miss Ledrook said that Miss Snevellicci needn't colour up quite so much; and Miss Snevellicci beat Miss Ledrook, and Miss Ledrook beat Miss Snevellicci.
`Come,' said Miss Ledrook, `it's high time we were there, or we shall have poor Mrs Snevellicci thinking that you have run away with her daughter, Mr Johnson; and then we should have a pretty to-do.'
`My dear Led,' remonstrated Miss Snevellicci, `how you do talk!'
Miss Ledrook made no answer, but taking Smike's arm in hers, left her friend and Nicholas to follow at their pleasure; which it pleased them, or rather pleased Nicholas, who had no great fancy for a tete-a-tete under the circumstances, to do at once.
There were not wanting matters of conversation when they reached the street, for it turned out that Miss Snevellicci had a small basket to carry home, and Miss Ledrook a small bandbox, both containing such minor articles of theatrical costume as the lady performers usually carried to and fro every evening. Nicholas would insist upon carrying the basket, and Miss Snevellicci would insist upon carrying it herself, which gave rise to a struggle, in which Nicholas captured the basket and the bandbox likewise.
