Let us take this one for our toast,and bring her up as girls should be brought up to be companions for men.I give you,Mistress Clorinda Wildairs--Mistress Clorinda,the enslaver of six years old--bumpers,lads!--bumpers!"
And they set her in the very midst of the big table and drank her health,standing,bursting into a jovial,ribald song;and the child,excited by the noise and laughter,actually broke forth and joined them in a high,strong treble,the song being one she was quite familiar with,having heard it often enough in the stable to have learned the words pat.
Two weeks after his meeting with her,Sir Jeoffry was seized with the whim to go up to London and set her forth with finery.'Twas but rarely he went up to town,having neither money to waste,nor finding great attraction in the more civilised quarters of the world.He brought her back such clothes as for richness and odd,unsuitable fashion child never wore before.There were brocades that stood alone with splendour of fabric,there was rich lace,fine linen,ribbands,farthingales,swansdown tippets,and little slippers with high red heels.He had a wardrobe made for her such as the finest lady of fashion could scarcely boast,and the tiny creature was decked out in it,and on great occasions even strung with her dead mother's jewels.
Among these strange things,he had the fantastical notion to have made for her several suits of boy's clothes:pink and blue satin coats,little white,or amber,or blue satin breeches,ruffles of lace,and waistcoats embroidered with colours and silver or gold.
There was also a small scarlet-coated hunting costume and all the paraphernalia of the chase.It was Sir Jeoffry's finest joke to bid her woman dress her as a boy,and then he would have her brought to the table where he and his fellows were dining together,and she would toss off her little bumper with the best of them,and rip out childish oaths,and sing them,to their delight,songs she had learned from the stable-boys.She cared more for dogs and horses than for finery,and when she was not in the humour to be made a puppet of,neither tire-woman nor devil could put her into her brocades;but she liked the excitement of the dining-room,and,as time went on,would be dressed in her flowered petticoats in a passion of eagerness to go and show herself,and coquet in her lace and gewgaws with men old enough to be her father,and loose enough to find her premature airs and graces a fine joke indeed.She ruled them all with her temper and her shrewish will.She would have her way in all things,or there should be no sport with her,and she would sing no songs for them,but would flout them bitterly,and sit in a great chair with her black brows drawn down,and her whole small person breathing rancour and disdain.
Sir Jeoffry,who had bullied his wife,had now the pleasurable experience of being henpecked by his daughter;for so,indeed,he was.Miss ruled him with a rod of iron,and wielded her weapon with such skill that before a year had elapsed he obeyed her as the servants below stairs had done in her infancy.She had no fear of his great oaths,for she possessed a strangely varied stock of her own upon which she could always draw,and her voice being more shrill than his,if not of such bigness,her ear-piercing shrieks and indomitable perseverance always proved too much for him in the end.It must be admitted likewise that her violence of temper and power of will were somewhat beyond his own,notwithstanding her tender years and his reputation.In fact,he found himself obliged to observe this,and finally made something of a merit and joke of it.
"There is no managing of the little shrew,"he would say."Neither man nor devil can bend or break her.If I smashed every bone in her carcass,she would die shrieking hell at me and defiance."If one admits the truth,it must be owned that if she had not had bestowed upon her by nature gifts of beauty and vivacity so extraordinary,and had been cursed with a thousandth part of the vixenishness she displayed every day of her life,he would have broken every bone in her carcass without a scruple or a qualm.But her beauty seemed but to grow with every hour that passed,and it was by exceeding good fortune exactly the fashion of beauty which he admired the most.When she attained her tenth year she was as tall as a fine boy of twelve,and of such a shape and carriage as young Diana herself might have envied.Her limbs were long,and most divinely moulded,and of a strength that caused admiration and amazement in all beholders.Her father taught her to follow him in the hunting-field,and when she appeared upon her horse,clad in her little breeches and top-boots and scarlet coat,child though she was,she set the field on fire.She learned full early how to coquet and roll her fine eyes;but it is also true that she was not much of a languisher,as all her ogling was of a destructive or proudly-attacking kind.It was her habit to leave others to languish,and herself to lead them with disdainful vivacity to doing so.She was the talk,and,it must be admitted,the scandal,of the county by the day she was fifteen.The part wherein she lived was a boisterous hunting shire where there were wide ditches and high hedges to leap,and rough hills and moors to gallop over,and within the region neither polite life nor polite education were much thought of;but even in the worst portions of it there were occasional virtuous matrons who shook their heads with much gravity and wonder over the beautiful Mistress Clorinda.
